1. White House is not big enough for in-laws

2. Engineering, computer science, & accounting preferred over politics

3. Not enough parking at the White House to park the 2 Honda Civics, the Toyota Celica, the 1985 diesel Mercedes-Benz, and the Chrysler Van

4. Can't find decent chicken or pork adobo in D.C.

5. Secret Service could never handle a nagging mother

6. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with fingers at state dinners

7. No chance for promotion

8. Lactose intolerance is not considered politically correct

9. Senior aides won't take shoes off before coming in

10. Too many windows on White House to put metal bars on outside

11. Not allowed to install whistle-beep on presidential limo when put in reverse gear.

12. Too many dining rooms in the White House; where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?

13. Could lead to major educational controversy over pronunciation of p's and f's ..."fobonics"

14. Too much confusion over the definition of D.C. - District of Columbia OR Daly City?

15. White House walls not big enough to hold giant wooden fork and spoon

16. FAA won't allow rainbow tape on Air Force One dashboard.

17. Secret Service staff won't respond to "psssssst psssssssssssst"

18. Secret Service staff uncomfortable driving presidential car with rosary hanging on rear view mirror and St. Jude statuette on dashboard.

19. No more WWII jeeps available for restoration as presidential jeepneys.

20. No more money allocated in budget to purchase karaoke sing-along machines for every room in the White House

21. Barrel men do not convey political correctness

22. Karaoke parties might disturb the guest in the Lincoln bedroom

23. Mah Jong illegally used to raise campaign funds 24. Can't send presidential towels as gifts to the Philippines

25. Rose garden can't be turned into vegatable garden with tomatoes, squash, ampayala, mango, jackfruit, lychees, and calamancee fruit

26. Roasted pig might scare the Sierra Club lobby

27. All the restrooms in the White House don't have "TABO" for washing (you know what).

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