NAIPIT

Misis: Dir, bakit may black eyes ka?
Mister: Paakyat kasi ako sa eskaleytor sa megamol. Napansin ko na naipit
yung mini-skirt ng babaing nasa unahan ko sa pagitan ng kaniyang puwit.
Ini-stretch ko. Tapos, hinarap niya ako at sinuntok ako sa kaliwang
mata.

Misis: Naiintindihan ko yon. Pero paano mo nakuha yung black-eye mo sa
kanang mata?
Mister: E kasi, akala ko gusto niyang nakaipit talaga yung palda niya,
kaya ibinalik ko ulit.




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ALMA MORENO

Alma was having salad at Alfredo's. The waiter asked, " How's the
dressing?" (referring to the salad), and then Alma replied, " OH, MY
CLOTHES ARE VERY COMFORTABLE THANK YOU."

When Alma Moreno was in McDonalds ordering food she was asked if it was
FOR HERE OR TO GO and she replied, " NO ITS FOR VAN DOLPH".

And when asked again, "Mam, Take out po ba?, Alma answered. "NO THANKS,
I'LL TAKE IT IN."